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 Post subject: Economic Surgery Desperately Needed
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:56 am 
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An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks."

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks."

An ILLINOIS doctor, not to be outdone, says. "You guys are way behind.
We recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS , put him in the
White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY was looking for
work."

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 Post subject: Re: Economic Surgery Desperately Needed
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:42 pm 
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I forgot how funny that was!! Man-O-man, and truthful too!

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 Post subject: Re: Economic Surgery Desperately Needed
PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:03 pm 
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Doctors have strong fingers.


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