An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks."

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks."

An ILLINOIS doctor, not to be outdone, says. "You guys are way behind.
We recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS , put him in the
White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY was looking for
work."

I forgot how funny that was!! Man-O-man, and truthful too!

Doctors have strong fingers.