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| Author: | kooter [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Osama Pulls an Eldrick Woods |
This is probably scuttlebutt from TMZ's cutting room floor. While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with four American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, Elin Woods, and Nancy Pelosi, at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, a 3 iron stuck in his head, and he had no health insurance. God is good. |
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| Author: | bergerfry [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Osama Pulls an Eldrick Woods |
Don't you mean OBama Bin Laden? |
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