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Author:  Gazza [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:31 am ]
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I will be seeing this film soon and will do a complete and in depth review.

In the meantime, here is my review of the film District 9.

Its A Bit Ace.

Basterds review coming soon.
Author:  fly [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:35 pm ]
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Gazza wrote:
I will be seeing this film soon and will do a complete and in depth review.

In the meantime, here is my review of the film District 9.

Its A Bit Ace.

Basterds review coming soon.


Inglourious Basterds = Alternate universe version of Nick Fury and the Howling Commandos minus the stubby cigar with Quentin Tarantino's usual idea of violence and gore.
Author:  Gazza [ Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:43 pm ]
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I have seen the film and will now give you my review.


It was A BIT ACE.


Are there any films anyone would like reviewed?
Author:  bergerfry [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:41 pm ]
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QT has my vote. He continues to make and sell movies that SUCK. What a genius. I donated my hard earned money knowing when I walked in the door it was going to suck. I donated just the same and was rewarded with confirmation that I was 100% correct. Tarrantino hasn't made a good movie since Pulp Fiction.
Author:  Gazza [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:36 am ]
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bergerfry wrote:
QT has my vote. He continues to make and sell movies that SUCK.



NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! /pounds fist/

Chrstoph Waltz was brilliant. It had Nazis. It had explosions. Hitler and the Nazi high command get killed by a jewess. Very popular with OSBs.


I have just seen the film Adventureland. Here is my review.

It was A Bit Meh.
Author:  Gazza [ Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:06 pm ]
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I have just viewed "Mr Warmth, The Don Rickles Project". Here is my review.

It was ---- ACE. Highly recommended.

If anyone would like links to see any of these fine films, send me a PM.
Author:  Gazza [ Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:58 pm ]
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I am going to step out of my usual practice of reviewing only films and will now review the Television series "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

For a TV series, it is FUCING ACE. By far the best TV show at the moment. Something primetime television needs. Now if the blonde would just get her ---- out, the show would be perfect. Next up, my review of the film 9.
Author:  Gazza [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:55 pm ]
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Now for a review of the film Bruno

It was A BIT POO and a big dissapointment. Its no Borat, thats for sure.
Author:  Gazza [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:15 am ]
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My review for the film Transformers 2 Rise of the Fallen (or ----)

This movie is ---- POO. Horrible.
Author:  Gazza [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:41 pm ]
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Now for my review of the animated film 9

It was A BIT ACE. Very good film. Recommended.

I will be reviewing the film Zombieland next.
Author:  Gazza [ Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:06 pm ]
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Zombieland

This film is SOMEWHAT ACE. The cameo by Bill Murray gave it at least an extra half-star.
Author:  Gazza [ Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:49 pm ]
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37 years after the film Deliverence was made, I have finally seen it.

Here is my spot on review:

It was QUITE ACE.

That kid with the banjo....Image ,Burt Reynolds crying like a pussy, Ned Beatty's teeth (almost as bad as the ----), my wife, who thought they were filming in Puget Sound, Washington (Image), that BAD --- station wagon in the beginning of the film, how freakin young they all looked...all of these things made watching this film very enjoyable. I am very proud of myself for never once wanting to go to Georgia or on a canoe trip. Neither makes much sense to me. This is a recommended film.
Author:  bergerfry [ Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:15 pm ]
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Gazza wrote:
37 years after the film Deliverence was made, I have finally seen it.

Here is my spot on review:

It was QUITE ACE.

That kid with the banjo....[img]i35.tinypic.com/1z4z5l2.jpg[/img] ,Burt Reynolds crying like a pussy, Ned Beatty's teeth (almost as bad as the ----), my wife, who thought they were filming in Puget Sound, Washington (Image), that BAD --- station wagon in the beginning of the film, how freaking young they all looked...all of these things made watching this film very enjoyable. I am very proud of myself for never once wanting to go to Georgia or on a canoe trip. Neither makes much sense to me. This is a recommended film.


Being from Georgia myself, I have to say that those were some of the finer upper class professional woodsmen who were trying to help those fine hunters get back to the highway. And that banjo player, whooooo wheeeeee, the finest picker you ever did see.
He grageated from the same school as the original Jethro. The fake Jethro is supposed to be from Kentucky and moved to Bev ur Lee.
Author:  Gazza [ Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:15 pm ]
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Found this while on patrol earlier.

Image

That kid was a fine banjo player. Had a few bit parts in other stuff, usually playing the banjo. Talk about typecasting yourself. John Voight said this of the lad:
Quote:
"[Billy]was a boy who had a genetic imbalance – a product of his mother and his brother, I think. He was quite amazing, a very talkative fellow."
Author:  Gazza [ Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:18 pm ]
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Now for my review of the film Saw.

It was ---- ACE. Excellent fillum, great twist at the end. Im having a pass at the rest of the series though, as Ive heard they are no match for the original. Deffo a good film for the Halloween season.

Other Halloween recommendations are....

The House of 1000 Corpses (which recieves a ---- ACE rating)
um...hold on I know some good ones....er. OK, so I cant think right now. Stay tuned to this thread just in case I get my memory jogged by something.

Now, for a joke.

I saw a man stealing a bush the other day.

I didnt say anything in case he took a fence.


HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Author:  Gazza [ Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:22 pm ]
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Now I will review the film "The Hangover".

It was suprisingly ACE. Didnt think it would be worth a ---- but there were plenty of cheap laughs.
Author:  Gazza [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:20 pm ]
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I will now review the television series Spaced

MOST ACE. Havent seen it in a while but sat straight through series 1 glued to my desk last night. A must watch if you like Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jessica Stevenson and Edgar Wright (Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz). Here is a link to watch both series 1 and 2. Dont worry, its completely legal:

http://www.hulu.com/spaced
Author:  bergerfry [ Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:38 pm ]
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Avatar is ACE.
Author:  Gazza [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:47 pm ]
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bergerfry wrote:
Avatar is ACE.


I really want to see this. No good copies have popped up on teh interweb yet. Ive heard its amazing in 3D. Did you see it in 3D? I might actually pay to go see this one...
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