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 Post subject: This is one way to avoid being caught car jacking.....
PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:45 am 
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 Post subject: Re: This is one way to avoid being caught car jacking.....
PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:29 pm 
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Damnit... I was just going to start a post about this. In short form folks, its about a Nigerian who allegedly was trying to steal a car and then this:

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Nigerian police are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery - amid claims it used black magic to morf from a human to escape justice.

...goes on to say...
Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.
"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody."


So basically, some guy tried to steal a car, ran after being discovered, turned himself into a goat, got arrested anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: This is one way to avoid being caught car jacking.....
PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:48 pm 
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Damnit... I was just going to start a post about this. In short form folks, its about a Nigerian who allegedly was trying to steal a car and then this:

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Nigerian police are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery - amid claims it used black magic to morf from a human to escape justice.

...goes on to say...
Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.
"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody."


So basically, some guy tried to steal a car, ran after being discovered, turned himself into a goat, got arrested anyway.


I turn myself into a goat anytime I don't want to get caught doing something. So far, it's worked beautifully.

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 Post subject: Re: This is one way to avoid being caught car jacking.....
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:50 pm 
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With people going to the police station to see the goat I'd have to say,
"Damn, Nigeria has idiots too".

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