1. Cheese

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito

replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.'

2. Mushroom

When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder

My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I

shoulder.

4. Texas

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

6. July

Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!'

7. Rectum

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Juarez

One day my gramma slapped me and I said, 'Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair

We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.

11. Chicken wing

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,

harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop

My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.

14. Body wash

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

15. Green Pink Yellow

When the phone green, I pink it up, and say yellow.