Over the weekend my dad had some business partners coming round so he told me to get out for the night, gave me a couple hundred to get some 40s n ---- with the crew.
Phoned my boy T, told him to get the crew and meet down by the lake, been a sweet --- day so we were gonna chill the ---- out with a couple girls from the local highschool. Cruise down to the school to pick em up, right away got a crowd of girls around my car, all wanna get on my strong assed Polish self.I tell the ugly ones to get the hell off my car. Dont need her fat --- messin up the custom paint job
Finally these slow --- girls turn up an we set off for the lake. I ask em if they ever been in a Hummer before and they are like "hell no, our boyfriends drive cheap --- mustangs" Im grinning n ---- at the thought of those pussies wondering where the hell their girlfriends have gone to for the night.
Turned up at the lake, break out the jack, downed a couple of bottles to get a goodbuzz going. I take my top off to get some sun on my swollen chest n abs and the girls come running over and are like "ohhh wow, i bet you could kick anyones ---" and im like "hell yeah, i destroyed your football team just last year, ruined a couple guys careers that night" and theyre like "oh yeah, we heard about that, one guy is still in a wheelchair from that game" then i about spit my beer out Funny --- ----
These girls are about ready to jump my --- when i hear a car pulling up Had to be around midnite cuz I'd already drank a bottle of Jack and downed about 8 beers. Turn around and see a cop car, some skinny punk with a badge gets out and walks over. Straight away hes inmy face, talkin big ---- cause hes got a gun, "wat r you doing with these minors" so i tell him to mind his business or hes gonna get mangled. Crew comes running over, right about now hes facing a good 2000 lbs of muscle, so he starts to turn pussy telling me hes gonna call backup so im thinking "---- this" and grabbed that radio and threw it onthe ground. Crew comes over and s tomps that ---- to pieces. Now the cops beggin us to not hurt him. Says he'll do whatever jus so we don't kill h im
Robbed that pig of his gun adn clothes, cuffed his naked --- to a pole. Checked out his car, aint nothing worth stealin so we rolled it into the lake. Police aint never gonna find it, probably wash up in China or some ----.
Took the girls back to my place, gave em a treat they'll never forget. Damn christmas came early for these girls. That pig musta woke up this morning thinking hes still dreaming..
