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 Post subject: Had to put a cop in his place last night
PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:26 pm 
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Over the weekend my dad had some business partners coming round so he told me to get out for the night, gave me a couple hundred to get some 40s n ---- with the crew.

Phoned my boy T, told him to get the crew and meet down by the lake, been a sweet --- day so we were gonna chill the ---- out with a couple girls from the local highschool. Cruise down to the school to pick em up, right away got a crowd of girls around my car, all wanna get on my strong assed Polish self.I tell the ugly ones to get the hell off my car. Dont need her fat --- messin up the custom paint job

Finally these slow --- girls turn up an we set off for the lake. I ask em if they ever been in a Hummer before and they are like "hell no, our boyfriends drive cheap --- mustangs" Im grinning n ---- at the thought of those pussies wondering where the hell their girlfriends have gone to for the night.

Turned up at the lake, break out the jack, downed a couple of bottles to get a goodbuzz going. I take my top off to get some sun on my swollen chest n abs and the girls come running over and are like "ohhh wow, i bet you could kick anyones ---" and im like "hell yeah, i destroyed your football team just last year, ruined a couple guys careers that night" and theyre like "oh yeah, we heard about that, one guy is still in a wheelchair from that game" then i about spit my beer out Funny --- ----

These girls are about ready to jump my --- when i hear a car pulling up Had to be around midnite cuz I'd already drank a bottle of Jack and downed about 8 beers. Turn around and see a cop car, some skinny punk with a badge gets out and walks over. Straight away hes inmy face, talkin big ---- cause hes got a gun, "wat r you doing with these minors" so i tell him to mind his business or hes gonna get mangled. Crew comes running over, right about now hes facing a good 2000 lbs of muscle, so he starts to turn pussy telling me hes gonna call backup so im thinking "---- this" and grabbed that radio and threw it onthe ground. Crew comes over and s tomps that ---- to pieces. Now the cops beggin us to not hurt him. Says he'll do whatever jus so we don't kill h im

Robbed that pig of his gun adn clothes, cuffed his naked --- to a pole. Checked out his car, aint nothing worth stealin so we rolled it into the lake. Police aint never gonna find it, probably wash up in China or some ----.

Took the girls back to my place, gave em a treat they'll never forget. Damn christmas came early for these girls. That pig musta woke up this morning thinking hes still dreaming..

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 Post subject: Re: Had to put a cop in his place last night
PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:49 pm 
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Was that words from a # 1 rap song?

Hello Steamer, long time no see.

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 Post subject: Re: Had to put a cop in his place last night
PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:07 pm 
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TheClevelandSteamer wrote:
Over the weekend my dad had some business partners coming round so he told me to get out for the night, gave me a couple hundred to get some 40s n ---- with the crew.

Phoned my boy T, told him to get the crew and meet down by the lake, been a sweet --- day so we were gonna chill the ---- out with a couple girls from the local highschool. Cruise down to the school to pick em up, right away got a crowd of girls around my car, all wanna get on my strong assed Polish self.I tell the ugly ones to get the hell off my car. Dont need her fat --- messin up the custom paint job

Finally these slow --- girls turn up an we set off for the lake. I ask em if they ever been in a Hummer before and they are like "hell no, our boyfriends drive cheap --- mustangs" Im grinning n ---- at the thought of those pussies wondering where the hell their girlfriends have gone to for the night.

Turned up at the lake, break out the jack, downed a couple of bottles to get a goodbuzz going. I take my top off to get some sun on my swollen chest n abs and the girls come running over and are like "ohhh wow, i bet you could kick anyones ---" and im like "hell yeah, i destroyed your football team just last year, ruined a couple guys careers that night" and theyre like "oh yeah, we heard about that, one guy is still in a wheelchair from that game" then i about spit my beer out Funny --- ----

These girls are about ready to jump my --- when i hear a car pulling up Had to be around midnite cuz I'd already drank a bottle of Jack and downed about 8 beers. Turn around and see a cop car, some skinny punk with a badge gets out and walks over. Straight away hes inmy face, talkin big ---- cause hes got a gun, "wat r you doing with these minors" so i tell him to mind his business or hes gonna get mangled. Crew comes running over, right about now hes facing a good 2000 lbs of muscle, so he starts to turn pussy telling me hes gonna call backup so im thinking "---- this" and grabbed that radio and threw it onthe ground. Crew comes over and s tomps that ---- to pieces. Now the cops beggin us to not hurt him. Says he'll do whatever jus so we don't kill h im

Robbed that pig of his gun adn clothes, cuffed his naked --- to a pole. Checked out his car, aint nothing worth stealin so we rolled it into the lake. Police aint never gonna find it, probably wash up in China or some ----.

Took the girls back to my place, gave em a treat they'll never forget. Damn christmas came early for these girls. That pig musta woke up this morning thinking hes still dreaming..

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Looks like the ferry to Orcas Island, San Juan Island.

Anacortes used to be an old hang out.

As I look at the the pic closer though....

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 Post subject: Re: Had to put a cop in his place last night
PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:38 pm 
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Thats Clinton Lake Douglas County Biatch. I photoshopped the boat in cause thats how I roll.

And how come my $hit being moved to the monkey house, what all you racist or something?

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 Post subject: Re: Had to put a cop in his place last night
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Hey Steamer....glad to see you back looking the same with the cool glasses :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Had to put a cop in his place last night
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voyeur wrote:
Hey Steamer....glad to see you back looking the same with the cool glasses :grin:


Don't act like you knows me. I am half black like my bro Obama. You all put me in this "monkey" house like I am some kind of negroid. Bunch of racists.

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 Post subject: Re: Had to put a cop in his place last night
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TheClevelandSteamer wrote:
voyeur wrote:
Hey Steamer....glad to see you back looking the same with the cool glasses :grin:


Don't act like you knows me. I am half black like my bro Obama. You all put me in this "monkey" house like I am some kind of negroid. Bunch of racists.





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 Post subject: Re: Had to put a cop in his place last night
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Just what the internet needs. Another "character".


Super.

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 Post subject: Re: Had to put a cop in his place last night
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Someone stole Steamers computer and logged into LV. Making him sound like kooter.

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 Post subject: Re: Had to put a cop in his place last night
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Thats a possibility. I had my login hacked on another forum before. Admins sniffed it out quickly however when my posts started making sense.

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