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 Post subject: So...what do you call your penis?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:54 pm 
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Find out what your penis should be named here:
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Using my first name:

Tom Jones the Adjustable Weapon of Mass Destruction
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Using my middle name:

Willy the Wibbly Wobbly Little Willy
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 Post subject: Re: So...what do you call your penis?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:48 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: So...what do you call your penis?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:53 am 
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Heehee is right!

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 Post subject: Re: So...what do you call your penis?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:58 pm 
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Prince Charlie the Rock Hard Pendulous Penis---

Not what I call my partner's penis, but that is what it told me... I would like to see what would you name your vag***!! (Censored for admin!), now that could be funny. My poor dog, he is neutered, and we always refer to his as his "winky", or going potty has "going winky" which sounds awfully indicative of a tiny one. (Again, I wouldn't know since he is neutered and not a "humper") lol
Is anyone willing to actually tell the "name" we have christened our partner's penis with? hmmmm... You would have to make damn sure your significant other did not know your profile name or password, better yet, they just don't use LV! :roflmao:


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 Post subject: Re: So...what do you call your penis?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:34 am 
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To borrow a line from an old "what do you call a" (dog with no legs) joke, call it what you want but it still won't come.

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 Post subject: Re: So...what do you call your penis?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:09 pm 
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I really never understood why men want to name their junk. Maybe it is true that they just do not like taking orders from strangers. :roflmao:

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 Post subject: Re: So...what do you call your penis?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:27 pm 
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fly wrote:
I really never understood why men want to name their junk. Maybe it is true that they just do not like taking orders from strangers. :roflmao:


Ah...gawd. :D'oh:

It took me a while to understand that. :spit:

Thats funny.


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 Post subject: Re: So...what do you call your penis?
PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:52 pm 
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vagina name generator http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/1576/
mine would be catherine the spotted snake charmer if i used my middle name
catherine the unlicked snake charmer with first and last only
and catherine the incredible pole rider if i use only my first name

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 Post subject: Re: So...what do you call your penis?
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them rich ----- over at free state call it the hymen buster. They all be wanting a piece of my east side ---- stick.

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 Post subject: Re: So...what do you call your penis?
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:yippee: off topic, but nice to see you back Cleveland Steamer! I thought you left!


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