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| Author: | RadcliffeCamera [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:56 am ] |
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That's a good one Mercury Rising. Here's one I like: If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Unknown Okay bergerfry - I am not very good at thinking of nonsense, could you get it rolling, please? 
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| Author: | Gern_Blanston [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:20 pm ] |
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I like pie. I also like cheese but I do not like the two together unless it is a quiche. |
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| Author: | fairylightduex [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:08 pm ] |
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Watermelon may offer Viagra-like effects http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25511199/wid/11915773?GT1=31036 LUBBOCK, Texas - A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra 
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| Author: | voyeur [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:48 pm ] |
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since I am starting to feel a cold coming on, I am picking my nose and....  Thankis, Burgerfry! |
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| Author: | bergerfry [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:54 pm ] |
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fairylightduex wrote: Watermelon may offer Viagra-like effects http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25511199/wid/11915773?GT1=31036 LUBBOCK, Texas - A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra Then they came back and said you have to eat the rind to get good and horny. RadcliffeCamera wrote: That's a good one Mercury Rising. Here's one I like: If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Unknown Okay bergerfry - I am not very good at thinking of nonsense, could you get it rolling, please? I went to Oxford and and visited the palladian designed library and checked out a book on nonsense. I owe a late fee now. |
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| Author: | bergerfry [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:57 pm ] |
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Gern_Blanston wrote: I like pie. I also like cheese but I do not like the two together unless it is a quiche. I like cutting the cheese into small triangular pie shapes. |
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| Author: | lesticia2 [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:34 pm ] |
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all this talk about food is making me hungry! |
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| Author: | AnotherVoice [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:49 pm ] |
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I got heartburn from the catered in "4th Party" lunch at work. BBQ does that to me. |
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| Author: | Gazza [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:12 pm ] |
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Green 1997 Ford Taurus 130,000 miles, all power, clean, leather, cd/cassette, moonroof, loaded. New timing chain, power steering pump, has a drivers seat, trunk, new belts, recently charged AC, has glovebox, and comes with map. $29,406 |
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| Author: | Gern_Blanston [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:23 pm ] |
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As of 6:09pm, this thread has had this many hits...666.  Could it be Satan? I think that would explain the push for advertising on Larryville. 
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| Author: | Gern_Blanston [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:22 pm ] |
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Kevin Nash is my favorite wrestler. Rey Mysterio comes in a very close second. |
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| Author: | RadcliffeCamera [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:33 pm ] |
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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the fear of long words 
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| Author: | lesticia2 [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:53 pm ] |
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it's a shame jaws2 isn't as good as jaws1. |
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| Author: | Gern_Blanston [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:09 am ] |
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"If it weren't for my horse, I would have never spent that year in college." -Lewis Black on how aneurysms happen |
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| Author: | bergerfry [ Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:45 pm ] |
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I'm teaching my stepdaughter how to burp the right way. Her real father didn't have the technique required for a girl to fit in at a superbowl party. |
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| Author: | lesticia2 [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:49 pm ] |
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i'm looking forward to watching the movie "reeker" on the chiller channel at 3pm. here's hoping it stinks a big one! |
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| Author: | fairylightduex [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:53 pm ] |
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bergerfry wrote: Gern_Blanston wrote: I like pie. I also like cheese but I do not like the two together unless it is a quiche. I like cutting the cheese . Somehow I am not surprised by this revelation, lololol |
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| Author: | iplaysupernintendo [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:04 pm ] |
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i have gas. |
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| Author: | voyeur [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:40 pm ] |
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Last night I got out of bed to get the water bottle I had forgotten in the freezer and slammed the door into the side of my head....today I have one "heck" of a black eye |
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| Author: | bergerfry [ Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:43 am ] |
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fairylightduex wrote: bergerfry wrote: Gern_Blanston wrote: I like pie. I also like cheese but I do not like the two together unless it is a quiche. I like cutting the cheese . Somehow I am not surprised by this revelation, lololol You were supposed to quote the whole quote.  Although dropping a rose in an elevator full of people can be quite amusing if you can keep a straight face. |
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| Author: | psyberwire [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:32 pm ] |
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Cockatiel sings Pigeon Coo Coo |
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| Author: | Gern_Blanston [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:46 am ] |
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Sex curse found at ancient Cyprus site: report AFP - Friday, July 11 10:58 am NICOSIA (AFP) - An unexpected sexual curse has been uncovered by archaeologists at Cyprus's old city kingdom of Amathus, on the island's south coast near Limassol, according to a newspaper on Friday. "A curse is inscribed in Greek on a lead tablet and part of it reads: 'May your penis hurt when you make love'," Pierre Aubert, head of Athens Archaeological School in Greece told the English language Cyprus Weekly. He said the tablet showed a man standing holding something in his right hand that looks like an hour glass. The inscription dates back to the 7th century AD when Christianity was well established on the island, leading the French professor to surmise that it referred to the activity of witchcraft or shamans surviving from the pagan era. The ancient city of Amathus was founded by the Phoenicians at around 1500 BC and derived its wealth from grain and copper mines. The city, a regional capital under the Romans, still flourished in the 7th century AD but was abandoned by the 12 century. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080711/tod-cyprus-archaeology-offbeat-7f81b96.html |
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| Author: | fly [ Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:35 pm ] |
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I will see your one cockatiel and raise you one cuckoo clock. |
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| Author: | psyberwire [ Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:58 pm ] |
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| Author: | bergerfry [ Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:53 am ] |
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I was wondering when all those acid trips would come back to haunt me. |
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| Author: | psyberwire [ Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:22 pm ] |
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Ladies and gentlemen....I give you ELVUS. An impersonation gone wrong. |
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| Author: | Patricia [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:36 pm ] |
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today poem, The numbers, don't go down 19. decide, 31 or 9 to 23 and kasold, choose 9, 7 is torn, forgot sale, got to 9, stayed at 9, then return, used 31 , home at last. |
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| Author: | scorned [ Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:00 am ] |
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I sure hope folks realize stealing another's identity is against the law. Even on a piddly little forum like Larryville. |
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| Author: | lesticia2 [ Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:42 pm ] |
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jaws3 is better than jaws2 |
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| Author: | bergerfry [ Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:42 am ] |
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To pee or not to pee, shall I wait for the next rest stop or stop now? That is the question. Dam, I should have stopped at that last one, this one is being rebuilt. Now I have to pee from the side of the road. Hell, those flashing lights are bright and I can't stop the flow Now my pants are wet from trying to stop when I saw the cop My children are laughing, they were asleep but the lights brought them from their slumber I now have free tickets to the courtroom ball, there will be no money for the worlds largest mall Now my kids have to pee moral of the day; never pass up an open rest area. |
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| Author: | RadcliffeCamera [ Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:11 pm ] |
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Tom Cruise (Charlie Babbitt): Who took this picture? Dustin Hoffman (Raymond Babbitt): D-A-D. Tom Cruise (Charlie): And you lived with us? Dustin Hoffman (Raymond): Yeah, 10962 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnatti, Ohio. Tom Cruise (Charlie): When did you leave? Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): January 12, 1965. Very snowy that day. 12.2 inches of snow that day. Tom Cruise (Charliet): Just after Mom died. Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): Yeah Mom died January 5, 1965. Tom Cruise (Charlie):You remember that day. Was I there? Where was I? Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): You were in the window. You waved to me, "Bye bye Rain Man", "Bye bye." Tom Cruise (Charlie): [talking to the woman who answers the door] I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen. Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): Ten minutes to Wapner. Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart. Tom Cruise (Charlie): What difference does it make where you buy underwear? Underwear! Underwear is Underwear! It's Underwear wherever you buy it! In Cincinatti or Wherever! Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): K-Mart! Tom Cruise (Charlie):You know what I think Ray? I think this autisticism is a bunch of ----! Because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere! Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): Boxer shorts. K-Mart! |
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| Author: | lesticia2 [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:28 am ] |
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i'd forgotten how awesome the movie aliens was -- is there a better sequel than aliens? |
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| Author: | bergerfry [ Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:32 pm ] |
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lesticia2 wrote: i'd forgotten how awesome the movie aliens was -- is there a better sequel than aliens? Terminator got better as it went along. |
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| Author: | lesticia2 [ Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:59 pm ] |
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yes terminator is a great series - but i do like the first one the best. aha, terminator 1 and aliens 2, both michael biehn movies. yummy! |
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| Author: | Gazza [ Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:00 pm ] |
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Um...lets try to keep this off-topic please. |
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