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Author:  bergerfry [ Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:19 pm ]
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If Santa ain't real then who keeps eating my cookies? :mad:
Author:  Patricia [ Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:47 am ]
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Santa is real. My dad knew him personally.
Author:  bergerfry [ Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:40 pm ]
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I've been duped, my Easter bunny won't lay any eggs.
Author:  lesticia2 [ Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:41 pm ]
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reduced fat cheez-it's aren't as good as regular cheez-it's, or at least that's what michael biehn says when he's eating crackers in my bed...
Author:  bergerfry [ Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:08 am ]
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Reduced fat just means you can eat more, right?
Author:  Gern_Blanston [ Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:18 pm ]
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This thread needs more of something...
Author:  lesticia2 [ Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:34 pm ]
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bears

beets

battlestar galactica
Author:  Mr. Blues [ Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:59 pm ]
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Not bears

Not beets

Not Battlestar Galactica

I would not, could not with a bear

I would not, could not with a deer

Not with a beet

Not with my feet

Not with a star

Battle tested from thar

Not with a Gal

Lactosed or not

Unsnoot your nose

Release that snot!

I've got a fever, yes I do

"More Cowbell"I need (sez Blues)


















































............& that's MR. to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Author:  RadcliffeCamera [ Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:08 pm ]
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Mr. Boniface: Michael Palin
Milkman: Eric Idle
Dr. Cream: Terry Jones

Mr Boniface: ["It's the Mind: A Weekly Magazine of Things Psychiatric"] Good evening. Tonight on "It's the Mind", we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened tonight on "It's the Mind" we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've...
[looks puzzled]
Mr Boniface: Anyway, tonight on "It's the Mind", we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange -
["It's the Mind" opening titles again, then back to Mr Boniface, shaken]
Mr Boniface: Good evening. Tonight on "It's the Mind", we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we someti... mes get... that... we've lived through something -
["It's the Mind" opening titles again, then back to Mr Boniface, visibly shaken]
Mr Boniface: Good... good evening. Tonight on "It's the Mind", we examine the phenomenon of d-d-d-d-d-déjà v-v-v-v-v-vu. That extraordinary feeling... quite extraordinary...
[trails off; the phone rings and he picks it up]
Mr Boniface: No, fine thanks, fine.
[a hand reaches in and sets a glass on the desk; Boniface drinks and the hand exits]
Mr Boniface: Oh thank you. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before.
[phone; he picks it up]
Mr Boniface: No, fine thank you, fine.
[hand comes in as before; he jumps]
Mr Boniface: Thank you. That strange feeling we...
[phone]
Mr Boniface: No, fine thank you, fine.
[hand with glass]
Mr Boniface: Thank you.
[jumps and yelps]
Mr Boniface: Look, something's happening to me. I-I-um, I think I'd better go and see someone. Good night.
[exits and boards the psychiatrist milk float outside]
Milkman: Oi, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Mr Boniface: No, doctor, no. Something very funny's happening to me.
["It's the Mind" opening titles again, then back to Boniface in the studio, nervously biting his nails. He sees the camera, screams with terror, and runs outside to the float]
Milkman: Oi, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Mr Boniface: No, doctor, no. Something very funny's happening to me.
[a few minutes later, outside Dr Cream's office, Boniface jumps off and runs inside]
Dr Cream: Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?
Mr Boniface: I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu.
[outside, he jumps off the float, looks about, puzzled, and runs inside]
Dr Cream: Ah, come in. Now, what seems to be the matter?
Mr Boniface: I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu.
[outside, he jumps off the float, more shaken, and runs in]
Dr Cream: Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?
Mr Boniface: I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu.
[outside, he jumps off the float, looks about, scared, and runs inside as the show ends]
Author:  Gern_Blanston [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:07 pm ]
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Author:  Gern_Blanston [ Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:01 pm ]
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My hovercraft is full of eels.

I do not like this tobacconist. It is broke.

And now for something completely different...
Author:  psyberwire [ Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:49 pm ]
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Author:  RadcliffeCamera [ Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:22 pm ]
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Keep doing what you're doing Bobaloo. The green-eyed monster has reared its ugly head.
Author:  Eliza [ Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:15 pm ]
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My original post here is copied and pasted on the next post down. So, I will alter it, and make everyone feel better! I like V.W. Beetles, I like the Beatles, loved Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix, but Bob Dylan is my favorite, well, Joan Baez is right up there too, along with Gracie Slick! I don't like ice cream though.
Author:  Gern_Blanston [ Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:29 pm ]
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Eliza wrote:
I like tip jars, makes me feel important when I put some money in for - yes - the underpaid employees. Food service employees aren't required to make minimum wage, they DO rely on tips. They have to eat too, the tips "help" with their grocery money!!!


Christ on a pogo stick, Eliza. We get it. You don't like Bobaloo. :roll: Can you stop beating a dead horse already?

Do you even understand the difference between wait staff and a counter worker? It doesn't sound like you've ever worked in the "food service" business. When is the last time you tipped at the McDonald's drive thru?
Author:  psyberwire [ Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:41 pm ]
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Author:  bergerfry [ Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:22 am ]
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If Christmas is just around the corner can I just keep going straight?
Author:  Eliza [ Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:31 am ]
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I don't frequent McDonald's, but yes, I always put money in the container at the drive through to help support Ronald McDonald houses... Bergerfly - Dr. Suess would like your rhyme! lol
Author:  RadcliffeCamera [ Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:24 pm ]
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Wowzer
Author:  bergerfry [ Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:15 am ]
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Get away from it all, go canoeing in the wetlands.
Author:  RadcliffeCamera [ Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:58 pm ]
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ever just want to scream at an annoying person who doesn't know when to STFU, but you can't due to various reasons? Jeez, it is frustrating.

Figured this was a good place to do it.

STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whew, that's better.
Author:  Kali [ Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:30 pm ]
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The best part of Halloween is we can rant and rave, get it all out! People will just think we're pretending to be wicked witches! (Why can't anyone understand PMS or menopause? It's just not fair!) :enraged:
Author:  Gern_Blanston [ Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:07 pm ]
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Kali wrote:
The best part of Halloween is we can rant and rave, get it all out! People will just think we're pretending to be wicked witches! (Why can't anyone understand PMS or menopause? It's just not fair!) :enraged:


I don't think you quite get the concept of Halloween.
Author:  Gazza [ Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:36 pm ]
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Does anyone else have on open sore on their genitals?
Author:  Kali [ Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:05 pm ]
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Gazza wrote:
Does anyone else have on open sore on their genitals?


Ick! Ok, I am going canoeing in the wetlands tonight! I am misunderstood! :cry:
I will take my Halloween candy with me and sulk in my canoe while I get a sugar high. :grin:
Author:  RadcliffeCamera [ Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:39 am ]
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My "rant" had nothing to do with Halloween, witches (although I love witches) and had nothing to do with PMS or menopause - just an annoying person who doesn't know when to quit.

Gazza - hope you get that checked out. :smile:
Author:  Kali [ Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:51 am ]
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Well Radcliff, I am sorry if you had a bad day yesterday! Sometimes people are just misunderstood, and yes a good scream would help! I hope today is better! But Gazza, that was still an icky thing to say - but since it's an off topic thread, hope your Halloween was fun! :howdy:
Author:  fly [ Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:13 am ]
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Ah, yes, Halloween. It isn't about the real meaning but it is a time when females of all ages can dress up or down and go out in public wearing or not wearing clothes they normally wouldn't be caught dead in. Men or boys can cross dress and or wear makeup without having their sexuality questioned. And the crazies, well, they can mill around in public without question. Sounds like a good time to me. :twisted:
Author:  Gazza [ Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:03 pm ]
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Oh, sorry everyone, I meant gentiles.


Image


Not sure what it is. Might be scurvy. At least they kept the kids away last night.


EDIT: Does anyone know how to treat gentiles? They dont seem to be responding to the leeches.
Author:  RadcliffeCamera [ Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:45 pm ]
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Image
Author:  Gern_Blanston [ Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:03 pm ]
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Gazza wrote:
Oh, sorry everyone, I meant gentiles.

EDIT: Does anyone know how to treat gentiles? They dont seem to be responding to the leeches.


You could always try circumcising them. :twisted:
Author:  RadcliffeCamera [ Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:49 am ]
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What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare.............................

Recent studies have shown that no one cares
Author:  fly [ Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:00 pm ]
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A new concept about being in the dog house.
Author:  Gern_Blanston [ Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:46 pm ]
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The bigger the hair, the better the band.
Author:  psyberwire [ Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:31 pm ]
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Gern_Blanston wrote:
The bigger the hair, the better the band.


Right O.






Ohhhhh...wait a minute. Your not talking about facial hair are you.....oops
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