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That's a good one Mercury Rising.

Here's one I like:

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Unknown

Okay bergerfry - I am not very good at thinking of nonsense, could you get it rolling, please? :smile:

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I like pie. I also like cheese but I do not like the two together unless it is a quiche.

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Watermelon may offer Viagra-like effects
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25511199/wid/11915773?GT1=31036

LUBBOCK, Texas - A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra
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since I am starting to feel a cold coming on, I am picking my nose and.... :lol: Thankis,
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fairylightduex wrote:
Watermelon may offer Viagra-like effects
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25511199/wid/11915773?GT1=31036

LUBBOCK, Texas - A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra
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Then they came back and said you have to eat the rind to get good and horny.


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That's a good one Mercury Rising.

Here's one I like:

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Unknown



Okay bergerfry - I am not very good at thinking of nonsense, could you get it rolling, please? :smile:


I went to Oxford and and visited the palladian designed library and checked out a book on nonsense. I owe a late fee now.

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Gern_Blanston wrote:
I like pie. I also like cheese but I do not like the two together unless it is a quiche.



I like cutting the cheese





into small triangular pie shapes.

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all this talk about food is making me hungry!

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As of 6:09pm, this thread has had this many hits...666.

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Could it be Satan?

I think that would explain the push for advertising on Larryville. :twisted:

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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the fear of long words :shock:

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it's a shame jaws2 isn't as good as jaws1.

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I'm teaching my stepdaughter how to burp the right way. Her real father didn't have the technique required for a girl to fit in at a superbowl party.

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i'm looking forward to watching the movie "reeker" on the chiller channel at 3pm. here's hoping it stinks a big one!

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bergerfry wrote:
Gern_Blanston wrote:
I like pie. I also like cheese but I do not like the two together unless it is a quiche.



I like cutting the cheese





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Somehow I am not surprised by this revelation, lololol


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i have gas.

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fairylightduex wrote:
bergerfry wrote:
Gern_Blanston wrote:
I like pie. I also like cheese but I do not like the two together unless it is a quiche.



I like cutting the cheese





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Somehow I am not surprised by this revelation, lololol


You were supposed to quote the whole quote. :roflmao:


Although dropping a rose in an elevator full of people can be quite amusing if you can keep a straight face.

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Sex curse found at ancient Cyprus site: report

AFP - Friday, July 11 10:58 am

NICOSIA (AFP) - An unexpected sexual curse has been uncovered by archaeologists at Cyprus's old city kingdom of Amathus, on the island's south coast near Limassol, according to a newspaper on Friday.

"A curse is inscribed in Greek on a lead tablet and part of it reads: 'May your penis hurt when you make love'," Pierre Aubert, head of Athens Archaeological School in Greece told the English language Cyprus Weekly.

He said the tablet showed a man standing holding something in his right hand that looks like an hour glass. The inscription dates back to the 7th century AD when Christianity was well established on the island, leading the French professor to surmise that it referred to the activity of witchcraft or shamans surviving from the pagan era.

The ancient city of Amathus was founded by the Phoenicians at around 1500 BC and derived its wealth from grain and copper mines. The city, a regional capital under the Romans, still flourished in the 7th century AD but was abandoned by the 12 century.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080711/tod-cyprus-archaeology-offbeat-7f81b96.html

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I was wondering when all those acid trips would come back to haunt me.

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Ladies and gentlemen....I give you ELVUS.

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today poem, The numbers, don't go down 19. decide, 31 or 9 to 23 and kasold, choose 9, 7 is torn, forgot sale, got to 9, stayed at 9, then return, used 31 , home at last.

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I sure hope folks realize stealing another's identity is against the law. Even on a piddly little forum like Larryville.


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jaws3 is better than jaws2

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To pee or not to pee, shall I wait for the next rest stop or stop now? That is the question.


Dam, I should have stopped at that last one, this one is being rebuilt. Now I have to pee from the side of the road.

Hell, those flashing lights are bright and I can't stop the flow
Now my pants are wet from trying to stop when I saw the cop
My children are laughing, they were asleep but the lights brought them from their slumber
I now have free tickets to the courtroom ball, there will be no money for the worlds largest mall
Now my kids have to pee



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Tom Cruise (Charlie Babbitt): Who took this picture?
Dustin Hoffman (Raymond Babbitt): D-A-D.
Tom Cruise (Charlie): And you lived with us?
Dustin Hoffman (Raymond): Yeah, 10962 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnatti, Ohio.
Tom Cruise (Charlie): When did you leave?
Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): January 12, 1965. Very snowy that day. 12.2 inches of snow that day.
Tom Cruise (Charliet): Just after Mom died.

Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): Yeah Mom died January 5, 1965.
Tom Cruise (Charlie):You remember that day. Was I there? Where was I?
Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): You were in the window. You waved to me, "Bye bye Rain Man", "Bye bye."

Tom Cruise (Charlie): [talking to the woman who answers the door] I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen.

Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): Ten minutes to Wapner.

Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart.
Tom Cruise (Charlie): What difference does it make where you buy underwear? Underwear! Underwear is Underwear! It's Underwear wherever you buy it! In Cincinatti or Wherever!
Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): K-Mart!
Tom Cruise (Charlie):You know what I think Ray? I think this autisticism is a bunch of ----! Because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere!

Dustin Hoffman(Raymond): Boxer shorts. K-Mart!

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i'd forgotten how awesome the movie aliens was -- is there a better sequel than aliens?

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lesticia2 wrote:
i'd forgotten how awesome the movie aliens was -- is there a better sequel than aliens?



Terminator got better as it went along.

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yes terminator is a great series - but i do like the first one the best.

aha, terminator 1 and aliens 2, both michael biehn movies. yummy!

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Um...lets try to keep this off-topic please.

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