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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die (now NWS thanks to the Scotch)
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:37 pm 
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At least those "loose moraled" yellow house people are not coughing or pointing out useless facts about this thread. It needs to expire. Like that guy on the swap meet who said his parrot is missing (dont you dare Gern...). Now go along. Nothing to see here. This thread is over.



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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:49 pm 
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That guy on the swap meet who said his parrot is missing has perished? Oh, my.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die (now NWS thanks to the Scotch)
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:00 pm 
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Bird had no chance. Not very tropical, etc...Too many kitties.

Just like this thread. No chance of surviving. Let it go. Its starting to suffer, with all the Scotch and Australians starting to move in.

Thread. Over.

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:18 pm 
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Gazza wrote:
At least those "loose moraled" yellow house people are not coughing or pointing out useless facts about this thread. It needs to expire. Like that guy on the swap meet who said his parrot is missing (dont you dare Gern...). Now go along. Nothing to see here. This thread is over.



Damn you, Gazza!
/shakes tiny fist at Gazza

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die (now NWS thanks to the Scotch)
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:25 pm 
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:looks at Gern shaking her tiny fist at Gazza:

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die (now NWS thanks to the Scotch)
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Why does Gazza blame the Scotch? I know people can do a lot of stupid things with the Scotch but I don't think I've seen a thread death blamed on the Scotch.

/damn fine drink :razz:

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:42 pm 
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Gern_Blanston wrote:
Why does Gazza blame the Scotch? I know people can do a lot of stupid things with the Scotch but I don't think I've seen a thread death blamed on the Scotch.

/damn fine drink :razz:


I agree--- blame yellowhouse, but not the scotch for crying out loud.

And I still can't figure out if the bird had no chance because his owner perished or because of the weather and the kitties.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die (now NWS thanks to the Scotch)
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:43 pm 
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Dont defend the Scotch. You didnt watch the video. They nearly killed that poor police officer. His ear piece was smashed into his skull. The Scotch are terrible and can be blamed for just about anything. They also stole Scotch wiskey from the Welsh. The Scotch v Welsh Wiskey wars are well documented. Viscious brutal bastards they are. You cant be serious if you think the Scotch are ok. Next thing youll be telling me is that Hitler was born in Austria.

Now please let this thread die.

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SCOTS consarnit! Scotch never hurt anyone. You wee turd!

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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:33 am 
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And it begins....they are so easily manipulated.

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Let the war for the death of the thread begin then. Deploy your troops wisely. BTW, you really need to turn on the anti phishing thing in your browser ASAP.

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or a much better one.



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Ha..the movement is gaining momentum.

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Heres a recent protest mounted by "Kilt Wearers Against the Killing of the Thread" also known as KWAKT.
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And the movement has gone international as made evident by this protest in Asia.
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You guys are killing me :roflmao: :roflmao:


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Don't kill it, I'm hanging on by this thread.

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This thread has now become ground zero for the culture war. Nobody could just let it die and now it has escalated into international conflict. Exactly like what happened in Toronto. You can give it up and just let the thread die. So many will be spared.

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I will follow this thread into the dark.



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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die (now NWS thanks to the Scotch)
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Gern, whatever you do, don't go into the dark!!! Follow the light!!! Just walk toward the light, Gern! Walk toward the light!

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Yes,go into the liight.All are welcome...all are welcome...

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I warned you guys.

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OK, OK, so our cameraman was having a bit of fun. Heres the business:

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I see how you are, I utilize Christian minions to accomplish my goals and you counter with Muslim minions.


You have made a fatal flaw. My minions are linked to the white house and your minions are enemies of the white house. I have contacted the Reichssicherheitshauptamt....erm, oops, I mean The Department of Homeland Security *ahem* and, as we speak, the administration is cooking the intel against your organization.

And, since you have pissed of the Scotts and the Australians, they have each agreed to sign a treaty of formal alliance. The Scotts have agreed to form a massive brigade of bagpipe players and the Australians have promised Kangaroos for each to ride.

And you may be thinking…..Kangaroos??? Big deal. But you would be underestimating the ferocity of these creatures. Just imagine these vicious animals coming at you with Scottish Bagpipe Mounties aboard.



Here’s some video of the Scots preparing for deployment.



Soon you will experience a shock and awe invasion like none before. Americans bombing your back yard, the pope excommunicating your soul, and a horde of Scottish Bagpipe Kangaroo Mounties riding up your front lawn. It will be your undoing.

The tread will Live!! even if many have to die for it to live...expendable pawns on a chess board I reckon

Muahahahahahahahahahaaaa....cough...cough....hahahahaaaaa!


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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die (now NWS thanks to the Scotch)
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Ooooh Gazza! Beat that! Yer a$$ is grass my friend.

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To be honest, the movement has stalled a bit. The terrorist attacks on two other threads went largely unnoticed and one of our recruits grew up in Iowa and informed the others of our little joke about incest. They have resigned on the grounds that they were offended to be linked with the horrific, goose-stepping, genocidal Australians (no mention about the incest though...).

Kangaroos. Interesting. Shouldnt you be posting a video of badgers fighting or maybe raindeer trampling villagers underfoot? Why bring innocent kangaroos into this? Team kangaroos up with Scotchmen? How will the kangaroos deal with all the heroin that the Scotch made so fashionable to do back in the mid nineties?


Oh, and those US bombs? Ha. They missed and took out a school of blind, legless, deaf-mute orphans. I was all like "shock!" and "awe!". Took out the Scotch on my lawn as well.

Now for a horse named Billie. My "Scotch gaurd", if you will.

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Ha ha. Scotch gaurd. Hahahahahahaha. See? Scotch - gaurd? HAhahahahaahahhahaa. The horse - pushing back the Scotch - Scotch guard. Hahahahahahahahahahahaa. HAHAHAHAHAhhahaahahhahahahahahha. HAhahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha. etc...

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die (now NWS thanks to the Scotch)
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MayBe some sUbliMinal messaging will Put this thread to rest.

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Haha-- Berger pulled a lanna. Probably did a less obvious job of it too :roflmao:

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Gazza wrote:
To be honest, the movement has stalled a bit.


So your movement is stalling huh. Well, in truth, I must admit mine is as well.

The bumbling Administration placed this moron in charge. Seems he came highly recommended from Halliburton’s Scottish branch.




The Administration has refused to replace him and have chosen to stay the course. So the School you mentioned will inevitably receive another round of bombardment in the near future.

The religious right is holding ground but there seems to be some distractions emerging within the ranks. It seems some of the Monsignors and Australians have been comparing notes and exchanging Basement Blueprints??? Don’t know what that’s all about but it seems to be absorbing their every waking moment and thought. Whatever the reason, I must find a way to eliminate the distraction as well as the “Scotch Guard” you mentioned.

My work is cut out for me (as is yours) but rest assured, one way or another this thread shall live on.


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Haha-- Berger pulled a lanna. Probably did a less obvious job of it too :roflmao:


Uh, will the kuvin put a hex on me?

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bergerfry wrote:
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Haha-- Berger pulled a lanna. Probably did a less obvious job of it too :roflmao:


Uh, will the kuvin put a hex on me?


But of course!



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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die (now NWS thanks to the Scotch)
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Well, I don't know what kind of people you are to keep this thread going like this, and creating international conflict, drama and mayhem, but this needs to end here!

(Wow, that reads oddly familiar :scratcher: ) :razz:

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The first of the Scottish Bagpipe Kangaroo Mounties you pissed off has arrived.

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Craig-dui!Craig-dui!

(Did you know that "Baptists for Brownback" say kilts are strictly homosexual attire?)

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The first of the Scottish Bagpipe Kangaroo Mounties you pissed off has arrived.

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Craig-dui!Craig-dui!

(Did you know that "Baptists for Brownback" say kilts are strictly homosexual attire?)



I bet the Phelps clan would agree, thus killing this thread could be turned into a religious matter. You think that might be just cause to just let it die and go to a better place?

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HAHA! The thread has died! Its finally dead! See all you had to do was stop....



Oh bugger.

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And I killed it. I keeel yu

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