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 Post subject: Nothing to see here. Move along.
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:21 pm 
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So just let it, OK?

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:54 pm 
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Gazza wrote:
So just let it, OK?


I don't have to let it die if I don't want to. It's a free country.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 2:02 am 
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Please. You must understand. This thread must die.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Gazza wrote:
Please. You must understand. This thread must die.


I'm sorry, but I don't understand. I can't let this thread die because it's just too good. You must give a reason for why this thread must die.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:20 am 
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Stand back, everyone.

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A thread barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic thread. This thread authored by Gazza will be that thread. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Gern. You know not what you do. Just let it go...

Austrians, Australians...you know...fecking Joeseph Fritzel...

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Gazza wrote:
Gern. You know not what you do. Just let it go...

Austrians, Australians...you know...fecking Joeseph Fritzel...


You're going to hold me hostage in your basement?????

:shock: :out:

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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No no no. This isnt Australia. We dont lock up our families in cellers here. Not unless they really deserve it. Horrible, ruthless batsards, Aussies are.

Now please. Just let the thread fade away....

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Just to be a sh!t heel - letting the thread live on.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Why? Think of all the Australians locked up in cellars. Please, let this thread die before its too late.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Well, I personally think the thread should die because its confusing the heck out of me.

I thought the cellar lock up was in Austria......not Australia.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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No psyberwire. Its was definately Australia.

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See? Now please. Let this thread go. It makes no sense to let it go on.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Now it really needs to die because I'm completely befuddled.

Your telling me one thing....BBC is telling me another....ARGH!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7370208.stm


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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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You had to start the Australia/Austria thing didnt you. You couldnt just let the thread die. (You need to turn on the anti phishing thing in IE7 in your browser, btw)

Now shhh... Let it go....

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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erm... :shock: going from befuddled to paranoid now....... :!:


:plot: must do some thinking.

Be back later....much later......around midnight to take care of this thread :twisted:


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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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You will find your research...disappointing. Lots of misinformation put out there.

This thread has nothing to do with the murderous, incest-loving Ausitralians.

Now please, you have already caused enough trouble. Let it die.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Gazza wrote:
Walk on, through the wind
Walk on, through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on......






Yes....yes I shall, for youll never walk alone......
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Now whos paranoid.. :roflmao:


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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 10:18 pm 
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Now to deal with this darn thread...




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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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:plot: fuel fuel fuel fuel fuel fuel fuel :out:

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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GodDAMNIT psyber. Have you any clue what you have done? Just two ---- days before the champions league final? Sore subject here...This poor thread has done nothing to you. Now watch the videos, and let is slip away...





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Fields of Anfield Road



This is the greatest YNWA...ever

Now youve made me cry and youve prolonged the life of this thread. You bastard.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Gazza wrote:
GodDAMNIT psyber. Have you any clue what you have done? Just two ---- days before the champions league final? Sore subject here...This poor thread has done nothing to you. Now watch the videos, and let is slip away...

Now youve made me cry and youve prolonged the life of this thread. You bastard.



Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaw! I love sore subjects!

Well, now that I’m no longer befuddled and your crying, I think Ill do what I can to keep this thread on life support.

Your crying now but things are about to get much uglier. Just you wait till I manipulate the religious right into getting involved.
The um, tricky part will be explaining why I want to save it after I tried to nuke it. oops.

I’m calling Tom DeLay right now, gonna see if he can pull another Palm Sunday Compromise out of his arse.


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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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In order to resuscitate this thread, psyber, you need a machine that goes PING!



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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Favorite football clips...




and of course... well, its not soccer but who cares? There are kilts involved!



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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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I can prove this thread has no life. I spoke with the pro-life people and they said they are ok with this thread passing. It took a bit of coaxing but in the end they saw it was right.

Gern, that machine is nowheres near expensive enough and men in kilts are just wierd. Horrible types, kilt wearers. Almost like the Australians but not as evil. You dont want loads of Scotch coming to your town. Look what they did last week:



I beg you. Let this thread go to thread heaven where it can hang out with all the other threads Ive killed. Please.


























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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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You dont want loads of Scotch coming to your town.


I beg to differ. I would love loads of Scotch coming to my town. Truckloads would be best. :mrgreen:

Even better if they were delivered by men in kilts. :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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-Ahem---cough cough---- this thread has not died just yet? Ahem---- okay I'm secretly happy.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Didnt you watch the video? It was a video of the Scotch being Scotch. No Sean Connerys or Mel Gibsons in that group (no wait, Gibson is Austrian. He just played a Scotch on TV. Lord of the Jocks...or something). If they came here they would smash everything to bits and leave Bovril all over the place. You wouldnt want that.

Sheshapes that cough doesnt sound good and you are upsetting the thread on its death bed. Let it rest. It can take no more.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Gazza wrote:
Didnt you watch the video? It was a video of the Scotch being Scotch. No Sean Connerys or Mel Gibsons in that group (no wait, Gibson is Austrian. He just played a Scotch on TV. Lord of the Jocks...or something). If they came here they would smash everything to bits and leave Bovril all over the place. You wouldnt want that.

Sheshapes that cough doesnt sound good and you are upsetting the thread on its death bed. Let it rest. It can take no more.


Uh-hom-em hum~ just clearing my throat there dear sir. No need to get all uppity. If you want the thread to die, you really should think about your strategy!

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Heres a nice funeral tune for a dead thread such as this.

Your momma never told you
How you were sposed to treat a girl.
Your poppa never told you and
Now you're all alone out in the world.

Sirens are streaming
Inside the winding sheets are pale.
Devils are dreaming
Dreaming of the blue angel.

Now I lay me down to sleep
But troubled dreams are all I find.
Pray the lord my soul to keep
Pray so I wont lose my mind.

Sirens are screaming
On wings tonight, Ill soon set sail.
Devils are dreaming
Dreaming of a blue angel.

Your mommas going to take it hard
You always were your mommas boy.
Your laying in the graveyard
Now you're not your mommas joy.

Streetlights come streaming
Ill bat an eye and cast my spell.
Devils are dreaming
Dreaming of a blue angel.

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Gazza wrote:
Walk on, through the wind
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Walk on, walk on......


Wow--I just caught this--Mario Lanza, the opera singing truck driver. Rock on my friend!

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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Isn't this thread dead?
It hurts my head
and I'm turning red
Please let it die
Oh I won't lie
I let it fly
but now it's done
Granny get the gun
and put it out of it's misery

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The peace loving, perfectly normal Austrians would let this thread go. Why wont you lot? Even the Scotch have more respect.

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They show more respect than any of you. This thread must die.

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 Post subject: Re: This thread must die
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sheshapes wrote:
Isn't this thread dead?
It hurts my head
and I'm turning red
Please let it die
Oh I won't lie
I let it fly
but now it's done
Granny get the gun
and put it out of it's misery


Wow, that was really lame. I blame Yellowhouse. They totally threw my day off.

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